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Phase 1 – The build up
Get a girlfriend;
Be together for a while;
Know you’re gonna be together forever;
Think you’re gonna be together forever;
Assume you’re gonna be together forever;
Start wonder if you really are gonna be together forever;
Start having sex a lot less often;
Wonder ir you’re drifting apart;
Have an argument about her parents;
Have an argument about your parents;
Have no idea who she’s speaking to on the phone;
Notice that other girls have been looking you over;
Start complaining to your friends a lot;
Have an argument about your job;
Have an argument about your clothes;
Have an argument about valentine’s day;
Have and argument about a frying pan;
Break up.

Phase 2 – The second childhood
Feeling of relief;
Feeling of antecipation;
Feeling of adventure;
Feeling of life stomach (??);
Start going to a lot of parties;
Rediscover all the music that you like;
Start dating people casually;
Have a one night stand with the girl you met on the bus;
Start making plans for your new future;
Receive a drunk call for your ex-girlfriend on their way home from a party;
Meet at her place for a drink;
Have Sex.

Phase 3 – The Back Together
Talk about how much you’ve grown;
Talk about how much you’ve missed each other;
Talk about how much things are better now than before;
Spend at least one major holiday looking at the stars in the roof of your apartment building;
Short of missing the feeling of freedom, but that’s ok;
Short of missing the feeling of adventure, but that’s ok;
Short of missing the music you were listening to, but that’s ok;
Start not having sex as often again, and that’s not quite so ok;
Have a small argument about a movie;
Have a medium argument about a money;
Have a large argument about whether or not it is important to go to environmentally responsible gas station;
Have a insane argument that you can never really figure out what it was about;
Break up.

Phase 4 – The third childhood
Go out to parties again, but just for the hell of it;
Go out to bars again, but just for the hell of it;
Start getting bored of relief;
Start getting bored of anticipation;
Start getting bored of adventure;
Start getting bored of all the music you like;
Call your ex-girlfriend with a question you don’t need to know the answer to, but phrase it in a way that will certainly indicate how much fun you are having;
Decide it is time to find a new girlfriend
Notice that all the girls who were looking you over stop looking you over;
Start looking to a lot of porn;
Get kind of depressed.

Phase 5 – The recovery
Start to hate being alone;
Start to really hate being alone;
Start to really really totally absolutely hate to being alone;
Then decide that it is time to learn how to be alone;
Get shorta of good at being alone;
Get better at being alone;
Assume that you are totally happy and content of being alone;
Get a new girlfriend and repeat from the beginning.

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